One of my friends just got engaged and I’m feeling some kind of way about it.
I am out of wine.
three people today asked me if i was 13 / where my parents were…
i am an adult.
shout out to the maintenance man for fixing literally everything in one visit.
My friend Ethan came over yesterday and made me the best oatmeal rasin cookies I ever had in my life. Including this giant breakfast cookie.
Beyoncé taught me to never wait for competition, but to keep it movin’ and make it even harder to catch up.
I’m glad I decided to move in with you. You make for good company and I feel a lot better knowing that you’re here.
Gehen Sie nicht mit den Toten.
I don’t want to generalize, but 95% of the men I have ever come into contact with are total and complete jerks.
Why I am waiting on validation from a nobody is beyond me.